SALAZARUS

MET THIS GUY IN MY DREAM LAST NIGHT,HIS NAME'S SALAZARUS...AND SURPRISINGLY...HE'S THE GUARDIAN OF MY LIFE!!!SERIOUSLY..THIS IS BS...XD.I HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL??...LMAO...MAYBE HE'S JUST A FIGMENT OF MY WILD IMAGINATION...HOWEVER,HE TALKS A LOT OF CRAP IN MY DREAM...LIKE HOW HE MANAGED TO CONTROL ME FROM MY UTTER SO-CALLED DESTINY OF DOOM...LOLZ...XD.IT'S A REALLY WEIRD DREAM..THIS FELLA WEARS A CAPED SWEATER...LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME...AND HE JUST CAN'T STOP STARING AT ME STILL WITH HIS BEADY OCEAN-BLUE EYES WHILST SLURRING THOSE WORDS OF UNKNOWN..HMM..LOLZ..WHAT A STRANGE GOTHIC DREAM..I'M NOT CRAZY...HE'S JUST A DREAM..XD.IF HE'S REAL,HE SHOULD'VE GRANTED ME THE 4D-WINNING LOTTERY NUMBER OF THE FOLLOWING DRAW..(P.S. GRATEFUL THAT IT'S NOT FREDDY.)