THE SEXIEST EPIC 100TH POST: RULES OF FALLING IN LOVE/GETTING SPRUNG

WOW!!!IT'S ALREADY MY 100TH POST...TIME DO FLIES...SO IS ME...WELL,NO,I'M NOT EMPHASISING ON THE GROWING UP PART.PERIOD.



TODAY'S POST ABOUT RULES AND REGULATIONS OF GETTING YOURSELF LOVE SICK.FOR ME,THERE ARE TEN GOLDEN RULES BEFORE YOU YOURSELF REALISES THAT IT'S SEXUAL REACTION...NOT LOVE..LOLZ..XD.MUCH LIKE THE LINE DRAWN BETWEEN LOVE AND SEX,THERE'S A HUGE DIFFERENCE TOO FOR GETTING SPRUNG AND FALLING IN LOVE.



RULE#1

ACCORDING TO THE STATISTICS SHOWN BY MAJOR MAINSTREAM LOVE SONGS AND ROMANTIC MOVIES,NEARLY 99% OF THEM WERE MADE UP TO CREATE FANTASY AND ILLUSION THAT EVERLASTING LOVE IS PERFECTLY FLAWLESS IN SYSTEM...AND ITS EXISTENCE IS NONE OTHER THAN TO BE NOT QUESTIONED, THUS MISGUIDING FELLOW AUDIENCES THAT TRUE LOVE CERTAINLY DO EXIST.SO BEFORE YOU GET YOURSELF ALL JUMBLED UP IN FEELINGS,DO HAVE A CHECK ON YOUR HORMONE METER SO THAT NO MISTAKE SHOULD BE MADE IN TERMS OF THE PRESENCE OF VIRTUAL REALITY.



RULE#2

SECOND RULE IS QUITE EASY,YOU HAVE TO BE SMART AND ALERT WHEN IT COMES TO IDENTIFYING THE DIFFERENCE OF GETTING SPRUNG AND FALLING IN LOVE.FIRST OF ALL,THE TERM 'GETTING SPRUNG' MEANS BLIND LOVE..OR EASILY SIMPLIFIED AS OBSESSION.A PERSON WILL TEND TO BE SLEEPLESS AND RESTLESS AFTER GETTING SPRUNG.THIS IS MAINLY DUE TO THE FACT THAT FIRST IMPRESSION TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE SUBJECT WAS SO PERFECT AND SPECIAL THAT IT LEFT THE PERSON MESMERIZED AND CHRONICALLY LOVESICK.NEVERTHELESS IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY HORMONAL REACTION,AS THING WILL COME TO A CHANGE ONCE THE PERSON 'WAKES UP' FROM HIS DREAM.YES,YOU'VE BEEN WARNED,THIS IS NOT LOVE....IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE BEING ONE.



RULE#3

WHILE GETTING SPRUNG MAINLY IS A COMMON ENCOUNTER OF EVERY MALE AND FEMALE TODAY,FALLING IN LOVE IS ANOTHER RISKY BUSINESS.WHILE GETTING SPRUNG LEAVES YOU TEMPORARY LOVESICK EFFECTS,FALLING IN LOVE IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE,IT'LL LEAVE YOU A PERMANENT IMPRINT IN YOUR HEART ONCE YOU TOOK THE CUPID'S SHOT ,YET IF YOU RUINED YOUR 'LOVE TEST',YOU'LL GOT YOURSELF A WOUND...OR A SCAR...LEFT FOREVER.THE POINT IS,FALLING IN LOVE IS NOT A CHEMICAL REACTION.IT REQUIRES CARE,TOLERANCE,RESPONSIBILITY AND COMMITMENT FROM BOTH MUTUAL PARTY.FALLING IN LOVE IS SERIOUS,YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE PERSON THAT YOU RATHER SHARE ALL OF YOUR LIFE WITH HIM/HER,THROUGH THICK AND THIN,UPS AND DOWNS AND VARIOUS ADVERSITIES BOTH MUST PERSEVERE AND CONSISTENT..ONLY IF YOU'RE SERIOUSLY IN LOVE.IT REQUIRES AN UNIMAGINABLE HIGH LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING AND FORGIVING NATURE BETWEEN BOTH PARTY.SO IF YOU'RE NOT 'GAME' ENOUGH TO CULTIVATE THE ESSENCE OF LOVE IN SOMEONE YET,YOU BETTTER JUST STAY GETTING SPRUNG..XD.





RULE#4

DON'T YOU EVER BELIEVE IN FAIRY-TALE CRAP!!!EVER!!!!..XD.



RULE#5

LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS STINGINGLY DANGEROUS.YOU'LL NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU GET ONCE YOU DABBLE YOURSELF INTO THE UNKNOWN SITUATION.(HOWEVER,IT'S WORTH A TRY IF YOU BELIEVE IN SUCH THING CALLED 'DESTINY'.)



RULE#6

DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER.THIS IS A PIVOTAL RULE BEFORE THE DECISION OF STARTING A RELATIONSHIP.YES,YOU'RE IN THE POINT OF READY AND SET,AND YES,YOU'LL BLABBER THINGS LIKE 'I KNEW HER WELL ENOUGH' DURING THAT CIRCUMSTANCE.BUT...HOW ABOUT THIS.THINK AGAIN.YOU DON'T KNOW HER YET,AND THAT'S THE POINT YOU'LL START A RELATIONSHIP..TO KNOW AND UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER WELL...GIVING A PRE-MARITAL VEHICLE A TEST-DRIVE.IF THE DRIVE IS SMOOTH ENOUGH..WHO KNEW?YOU MAY LAND YOURSELF UP THE CARRIAGE OF HOLY MATRIMONY.SO,GOOD LUCK WITH THAT..XD.



RULE#7

WHY COUPLE TEND TO BREAK UP?.YES,THE USUAL CONTRIBUTING REASONS SUCH AS CHEATING,PERSONALITY BREAKDOWN,DIFFERENCES OF IDEAS AND POINT-OF-VIEWSLOSS OF FEELINGS,THE 'OH,IT'S JUST A DAMN SPRUNG I HAD' ATTITUDE AND EVEN THE RIDICULOUS 'CREATIVITY DIFFERENCE' ARE NO STRANGERS.THE POINT IS,BEFORE FALLING IN LOVE OR GETTING YOURSELF IN A SERIOUS BONDING,YOU DON'T..OR PROBABLY WON'T KNOW WHAT'S TO COME....AND WHAT'S IN STORE FOR BOTH OF YOU IN THE FUTURE.SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GIVE EACH OTHER THE BEST OF YOU,TRYING TOO HARD IS BAD...AND IF THINGS DON'T WORK OUT..ALL YOU GUYS HAVE TO DO THEN IS TO TAKE A BREAK.AND HELL YEAH IT'S CRUEL.



RULE#8

REMEMBER THE CRAP THAT PEOPLE USED TO SAY IN MOVIES AND SONGS THAT FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR BEST (OPPOSITE GENDER OF COURSE..ZZZ..) FRIEND IS THE BEST AND THE COOLEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED.HELL YEAH,NO ONE KNOWS YOU BETTER THAN YOUR BEST FRIEND,ESPECIALLY IF IT'S WORKING OUT.AND YOU'LL EVENTUALLY DISCOVER THAT YOU'RE THE LUCKY ONE IN A MILLION.DUE TO THE POWERFUL 'BEST FRIEND' TERM,I DON'T SEE THAT THERE'S ANY RULES AT ALL IN THIS FIELD. IN FACT,YOU ALREADY BROKEN THE MAIN 'BEST FRIEND' RULE ONCE YOU UTTER THE PHRASE 'HEY YO,I KINDA WANNA BE MORE THAN FRIENDS'...LOOOOLZ.XD.



RULE#9

DON'T GET SPRUNG OR FALL IN LOVE EVER WITH YOUR CLASSMATES,SCHOOLMATES,UNI-MATES OR FELLOW COLLEAGUES FROM WORKPLACE.YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO ONCE YOU STARTED THE FLAME..IT'LL BE QUITE WEIRD AND AT TIMES EMBARASSING IF THINGS DIDN'T GO THE RIGHT WAY.



RULE#10

OF COURSE RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN.THE ABOVE 9 QUIRKY RULES WERE JUST A FRAGMENT OF MY OPINION VAULTS.JUDGE IT ACCORDING TO YOUR WAY..BUT ONE THING'S FOR SURE..THERE IS NO VERDICT WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE OR SEX.IT'S A LIFESTYLE VARIES AMONG THE SOCIETY CIRCLE.



IN CONCLUSION,I HAD A GREAT TIME WRITING MY 100TH POST..TALK ABOUT PLEASURE YO!!!..LOLZ..XD.

DELON..SIGNING OUT YO!!