DELON'S EPIC PHILOSOPHY OF THE WORLD

SADNESS IS A CUP OF COFFEE..
DRINK IT...AND SWALLOW IT..
IT'LL BE LONG GONE BEFORE YOU KNOW IT...

HAPPINESS IS A CUP OF TEA..
IT'LL BE SWEET ONCE SUGAR IS ADDED..
IT'LL BE INTENSE ONCE CREAMER IS MIXED..
HOWEVER,TOO MANY SUGAR WILL GIVE YOU SUGAR RUSH..
WHICH EQUALLY SIMILAR TO A MALIGNANT OVERDOSE OF HAPPINESS
A.K.A. ECSTASY/EUPHORIA..

FRIENDS OR FOES..
THEY'LL COME AND GO..
HANDLE THEM WITH ONE'S TRUE SELF..
AND ONE WILL NEVER LOSE HIMSELF..

LOVE IS LIKE ICE-CREAM..
IT TASTES GOOD DURING THE FIRST LICK..
IT'S INFINITELY SCRUMPTIOUS WHEN YOU TAKE THE FIRST BITE..
HOWEVER,IT'S MELTING...
AND THAT'S THE TIME WHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS DYING...

TALK GOOD...
YOU'RE A PEACEMAKING SOLDIER..
TALK EVIL..
YOU'RE A TERRORIST...ETERNALLY DAMNED IN HELL..(WOOPS..LOOK WHO'S TALKING?)

LIFE IS LIKE A ROLLERCOASTER..
THIS ONE'S A CLASSIC...
YOU'LL GO DOWN..
WHILE THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW..
YOU'RE FLYING HIGH UP ABOVE..
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO BE PATIENT AND WAIT..

MATURITY ISN'T THE YARDSTICK OF JUDGEMENT..
IT'S ONE'S INTEGRITY AND CONSCIENCE THAT MATTER..
BUT PEOPLE WILL NOT UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT ANYWAY.
IT'S MY PHILOSOPHY AFTERALL..

HATERS,DEVILS AND DEMONS..
YOU'RE WELCOME TO SCREW UP MY LIFE..
BUT PLEASE BE CAREFUL..
WHEN I RETURN AND SCREW UP YOURS.

RELATIONSHIP IS A COMPLICATED THING...
DON'T JUMP ONTO THE BANDWAGON IF YOU HAVE NO SKILLS IN MANOUVERING A SHIP...
INSTEAD..IF YOU WANTED TO BE SINGLE AND KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE A BOAT..
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME TO JOIN THE ROYAL YACHT CLUB..

MONEY MONEY MONEY..
THE MEASUREMENT OF POOR AND RICHES...
WHEN WILL THE WORLD STOPS SPINNING..
TO HALT THE BIDDING??

KIDS..BE FILIAL TO YOUR PARENTS...
NO MATTER AT WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES..
DON'T YOU EVEN DARE TO TALK FINANCIAL MATTERS WITH THEM..
BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES WHO BROUGHT YOU UP..
THEY ARE THE MASTERS OF MONEY..
AND THEY KNOW BEST..

YOUR LIFE SUCKS??
TRY CLEAN IT UP..
IT'LL BE SPICK-AND-SPAN AFTER A BRUSHAWAY SESSION..

RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN...
BUT PLEASE..
BREAK IT RATIONALLY..
ACCORDING TO THE BOOK...

IN LIFE,THERE WILL BE TIMES WHEN YOU ARE SO DESPERATE FOR SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT EVEN SURE OF..
TRUST ME SON...DON'T GO FOR IT IF YOU'RE SCEPTICAL..
YOU'LL BE REGRET...

VISIONARY DREAMS NEED MISSIONARY EFFORTS TO ACHIEVE..
SO GET YOUR BUTT OFF THE BUNKER AND GRAB YOUR WEAPONS..
IT'S TIME FOR WAR..

IF PEOPLE PULL THE COCKY TRICK ON YOU..
FOLLOW THESE STEPS..IT'S EASY.
PUT UP THE FINGER..
TELL THEM TO GET A LIFE..
AND WALK AWAY SMOOTHLY(CAUTIOUSLY TOO..YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF THERE'S ANY PUNCH GETTING THROWN AT YOU)

RIGHT...WOOPS..DID I JUST WROTE MY NAME IN THE TITLE...OH..HELL YEAH..XD